CONTACTECULE (kon-'tak-ti-kyool) -
Noun. The smallest particle of a
toenail
a judge can see to
determine if your dog made the contact.
CRATIFY ('kray-ti-fi) - Verb. To
convert a van or station wagon for canine
transportation.
ESTIWALKING ('es-to-'waw-kin) - Noun.
Trying to figure out a course's
obstacle
order before the numbers are placed.
FRAMEGAZING ('fraym-gay-zin) - Noun.
When your dog stops at the top of the
A-frame and looks around
at the spectators.
HESITIP ('hez-e-tip) - Verb. When the
dog slows down and leans back on the
teeter just before the
tip point.
JUDGE FRIGHT (' juj 'freyet) - Noun.
A dog's belief that the judge is an
axe-murderer.
MISCOMMANDICATION (mis-ke-mand-i-'kay-shun)
- Noun. Calling out the wrong
name
for the next obstacle.
NOSTAYASIDAL TENDENCIES (no-'stay-uh-sy-dal
'ten-den-seez) - Noun. The
overwhelming
desire of some dogs to start the course while the handler's back
is turned.
OTHERLEFTITUS ('uth-er-left-'ti-tus)
- Noun. A condition in which the
handler
is constantly giving the w rong directional command.
POOPYLACTIC (poo-pe-'Ink-tik) - Noun.
The plastic bag used to pick up dog
doo.
PREMATURE OEXITATION (pre-me-'tur o-eg-se-
'tay-shun) - Noun. The act of
leaving
the table before the "0" in "GO".
PUPULSION (pu-'pul-shun) - Noun. The
invisible force a handler uses to
make the
dog perform an obstacle at a distance.
REPOLE (re-' pol) - Verb. To correct
a weave pole performance without
havingto
start completely over.
RETUN ('re-tun) - Verb. To perform
back-to-back tunnels.
ROLLOCLES ('ro-lo-kels) - Noun.
Dried-up, week-old bits of dog treats
found in
your pocket.
SUBCINCO (sub-sin-ko) - Adjective.
Describing a run with less than 5
faults.
UNTUN (un-'tun) - Verb. When a dog
reverses and comes out the same side of
a tunnel
he entered. The act is also known as "tunnel bounce".
WAVE POLES (wayv-pols) - Noun. What
weave poles become when a fast dog
goes through
them.
WHERETOWHIRL (' hwer-tu-hwerl) -
Noun. The spinning motion a dog makes
after completing
an obstacle not knowing where to go next.
